Nautical jokes
A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants.
A guy walks by and says, "Pardon me sir, but you've got a wheel hanging down your pants." The pirate responds, "I know. It's driving me nuts!"
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts."
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.
The bartender asks him why.
And the pirate says:
"Argh, It's driving me nuts."
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.