Name jokes

Hi Ethan!

Frank.

Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂

What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?

Wrong тайминг.

How do Asian parents name their baby?

They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.

Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!

What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?

Panera instead.

Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.

Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?

A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.

What bee doesn’t fly properly?

Kobe.

Robyn Smith

Lewis Clow

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?

"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"

Dude named Guys:

Dude named Out:

Dude named School:

I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"

There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved

Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.

Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."

Actor 2: "Where's the b?"

Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"

My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with. I probably should've stopped when I got to her.