Name jokes

What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?

Wrong тайминг.

Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!

Lewis Clow

Robyn Smith

Sam Gonzales

What’s the most artistic fruit?

Vincent mango.

What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?

ふべrt Hubert Wonk Don DingT ding

What do you call Kevin with no beef?

Chicky.

Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?

A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.

I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.

Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."

I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"

Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."

Actor 2: "Where's the b?"

Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"

There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved

Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.

My friend told me to name a country in Africa.

So I said, "Hungry."

Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.

Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.

Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?

Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!

Why do they call priests "father?" Because it's too suspicious to call him "daddy!"

What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!