Name jokes

What’s the difference between a dog and parents?

If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.

What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.

Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.

What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?

A Tyrannosaurus Tex.

"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"

Dude named Guys:

Dude named Out:

Dude named School:

I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?

ふべrt Hubert Wonk Don DingT ding

Frank.

Sam Gonzales

Hi Ethan!

What’s the most artistic fruit?

Vincent mango.

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?

What bee doesn’t fly properly?

Kobe.

I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"

Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.

Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."

Actor 2: "Where's the b?"

Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"

There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved

What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!

My friend told me to name a country in Africa.

So I said, "Hungry."