Name jokes
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
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Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
Hi Ethan!
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
Sam Gonzales
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved
My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with. I probably should've stopped when I got to her.