Name Jokes

Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!

Lewis Clow

Robyn Smith

Sam Gonzales

What’s the most artistic fruit?

Vincent mango.

for Chri5Chan; You like DDLC? name every character

The image shows five anime-style characters from the game DDLC in a group shot. There are small chibi figures placed in front of each of them. They are all female characters and dressed in school uniforms. The text is: 'for Chri5Chan; You like DDLC? name every character'

What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?

ふべrt Hubert Wonk Don DingT ding

What do you call Kevin with no beef?

Chicky.

Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."

I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"

Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."

Actor 2: "Where's the b?"

Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"

There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved

Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.

My friend told me to name a country in Africa.

So I said, "Hungry."

Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.

Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.

Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?

Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!

Why do they call priests "father?" Because it's too suspicious to call him "daddy!"

What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!

So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!