Name jokes
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
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Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
Hi Ethan!
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
Sam Gonzales
Frank.
Robyn Smith
Lewis Clow
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"