Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late". Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON !!
Bianca (π€¨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (π): What do you need Bianaca?
Bianca: Its Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
I love my name
How do you scare alot of people in New York? Open a mobile Hotspot named delta in flight wifi.
Name a nut. You because are nUts
My name is Bishal Khan and I Khant walk
Roses are red, Violets are Violet. I mean, come on it's literally in the name!
my name is dezz
What do you call it when Panera bread goes goes to space Good question
Q: what 1+1 2+2 4+4 8+8 name a vegetable
A: carrotπ₯
I named my cousins parrot Michell and then I started to call Mikey Mikey right Iβm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say Mikey Mikey and he says mekiy meiky π
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
Why don't rappers ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck HIDING when your NAMEβS always dropping
What do u call a blind kid with an eye patch an no arms, Names
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had a overdose of LSD. I see a dreamer.
So a man goes to church is dipped in water 3 times by a Priest as he says, " From now on your name is Michael and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol. " . Soon after the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips it in the water 3 times while saying, " From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol. " .
Three sons left home, went out into the world and each of them made a lot of money. During a reunion, they discussed the gifts they'd given to their elderly mum.
'I built a big house for our mum,' said the first.
'I sent her a Mercedes, with a chauffeur,' said the second.
And the third smiled and said, 'I think my gift was the best. You know how much mum enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know that her eyes aren't so good anymore? Well, I sent her a remarkable cockatoo that recites the entire Bible, both old and new testaments. It took a priest twelve years to teach him. That cockatoo is the only one in the world that can do it. All mum has to do is name the chapter and verse, and the cockatoo recites it.'
A few days later, mum sent out her thankyou letters. She wrote to the first son,
'The house you built is so enormous that I only live in one room. The trouble is, I have to clean the whole house.'
To the second son she said, 'I'm far too old to travel anymore. I stay at home most of the time, so I've hardly used the Mercedes. In any case, the driver is so rude.'
To the third son she wrote 'Dearest Freddie. You have the good sense to know what your mum likes. The chicken was delicious!'
A person had a child named bl another named es and one named s the next was named you , they were a very unholy family. There children were shamed upon because their names spell out bless you
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV His daughter comes in and says "dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! Its because when you were born a rose peddle fell on your head." "Cool" Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said "dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied,"Oh! its because when you were a baby, a daisy peddle fell on your head." "Awesome" Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!"
