What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover it's called flying through the windshield and the song's name is crossing the street
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
So, two cats, one English (named "One Two Three Cat") and one French (named "Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river.
One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. "Un Deux Trois Cat" was nowhere to be seen. So "One Two Three Cat" figured that "Un Deux Trois Cat" sank.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
