Name jokes

Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?

Johnathon

I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."

You're a bish, and you are too!

Khalil Abubakar

What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"

Why did Sellwood get named?

It is made of wood that got sold.

Terrance M.

I am looking for Mike Roch.

Hey dad, I'm hungry!

Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?

How did pioneers name Canada?

They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"

That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"

Joe.

Taylor.

What time is your name from? Any time.

What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?

Then you get the name Chrisa.

Ask me who Joe is.

Who is Joe?

JOE MAMA!

Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"

Jack smells.

I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:

1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.

I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.

What was the name of a Roman guide?

Guide Gius.