Name jokes
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Jack
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Sajan's Hairline
MOOOMMMM
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
Kade
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
Perrie.
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk, and he says, "I went to a party with my girlfriend, and this random guy walks up to us and says, 'Can I borrow your girlfriend for 30 minutes?' I say yes, and he takes her upstairs. It was not only 30 minutes, but an hour. When she came back down, she was out of breath, so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation." This happens about 3 more times that night.
But as I was saying, only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys. 😊😇
Fuk Nip shat!
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
Bharat
Palabhai
Majama.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
There once was a commie called Ed. Usually known as Ned. He went to bed, Got shot in the head, Unfortunately now he was dead.
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
Bob the builder.