Name jokes

I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."

Johnathon

What is your name?

What time is your name from? Any time.

What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?

Then you get the name Chrisa.

What is your favorite name?

What time is it when you say "bad day?"

Joe.

Ask me who Joe is.

Who is Joe?

JOE MAMA!

How did pioneers name Canada?

They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"

That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"

Terrance M.

What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"

Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"

What’s impossible?

Steven Walkings.

Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.

You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.

You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."

What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"

Little Johnny's name is Little Johnny.

Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!

Oliver Savage and Dr. Mummy.