Name jokes
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
Jack
There was a guy called John.
Hey Sandy.
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What’s an emo called Anna?
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
What is smegma name?
I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?