Name jokes

Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?

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Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"

And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."

What's the most emo name?

Carter.

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A fsh.

What’s an emo called Anna?

Dear doctor,

I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?

Yours Truly, Ray Palp

What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.

What do you call someone smart and dead?

Stephen Hawking...

What is smegma name?

I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.

I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.

My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.

No one.

Why are priests called father?

I don’t know why.

Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.

Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?

I wish my name was Voyager 2...

So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)

My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat

What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?

Carlos.

A little riddle...

Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?

...

Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?

There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

"What’s your name?"

"Am erica."

"No, I asked for your name, not your country."