Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
Penaldo song π΅π΅π΅
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
Who the heck is Kristie?
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
orphan: Favorite song my name:
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Despite Michael Jacksonβs legal problems while he was alive, McDonaldβs is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
Theyβre going to call it the McMichael! Itβs going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy.
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Nothing is funny about the Name who died an agonizing death, was mocked, spit on, and humiliated all because we were sinners and God saved us so we could be free from the punishment of sin.
Jesus is sinless and perfect and loving. How dare you!
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
