Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
this guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named how to commit suicide he never returned it
hi, my name is moo what is yours moo
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
The Egyptian god of sun name is KA
My friend : Where does the sun god go to get a shoe
Me : In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend : What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me : Call The Police Ka !!!
I have a little John.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
