I named my grass emo and it cut itself
what do you call an emos face
elmo's son
what do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar lol
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fireπ₯
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Me at the Oscars when i see Jada Pinkett Smith, me, I said: "G.I. Jane 2, more like G.I Jada 2, can't wait to see it"
So will smith is laughing and then suddenly, Suddenly Will Smith walks up to me and punches me in the face
Me: "Ow, oh, wow. Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.β My nigcka Smith goes: "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" Me: "Maybe you should focus on keeping her friends out of hers"
name something an orphan cant do? go cry to their mommy
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella", but he hesitated
There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks why is my name daisy? The mom says because when you were born a daisy fell on your head. The second kid asks their mom why is my name butterfly? The mom says because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head. Then the third kid yells ahjoejienfkef. The mom says shut up brick!
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby. They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
What's moby dick's dads name( Papa Boner)
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity... She kept screaming βIβm Wei Tu Yungβ like I was supposed to know the name.
Its about bottling Its about crying I stay finished I fake retire Put in the diving Put in the ghosting And take my fake trophies Eibar and Bolivia in my veins My barcelona banged by Bayern I bottle the game so whats my farmers name (Pessi)
What do u call a blind kid with an eye patch an no arms, Names
Why did Helen Kellerβs dog run away?
Youβd run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.
Ashley said to me one day that what is my name and I said my name is everyday life of stupidity
whats the most emo name
carter
What do you call a fish with out eye?
a fsh
dear doctor
ive heard its a good sign when women scream your first name during sex but recently women have been screaming my full name. its weird, i feel like im famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly Ray Palp
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
