What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
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What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
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What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
Ethan Fennel
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104."
Jacob Colletto
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy
Daisy Duck
Daisy Wells
Daisy Dove Bloom
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.