Kade
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
Mary Rose sat on a pin. Mary Rose!
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.
All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...
I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head, people just thought I paid really close attention in history.
If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
John took a bath with bubbles.
Bubbles was a man.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
