Name jokes

Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!

"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?

What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?

Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.

What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?

Circumference.

Rowan

Josh

WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.

There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did, and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy actually snuck in Rayne's house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.

Boggy

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock, and Jill's real name was Randy.

мy naмe ιѕ jeғғ.

Hi. I am Joe.

Person you don't know, my name.

Hey guys, Billy has this weird disability where when he has sex with someone, he says their name really loud.

Billy: Hey guys, I just got back from my DADS!!

Wait, what Billy?

What did the lawyer name his twins?

COURTney and CASEy.

Hi, my name is Bob.

What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?

Paul.

So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”

Justin.