Name

Name jokes

Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.

Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.

...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."

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  • How do Chinese people name their children?

    They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.

    There was a kid named Buttitches, and his teacher was taking attendance. Then the teacher asked, "What is your name?" And he answered, "Buttitches." Then the teacher asked again, "What's your name?" and he replied, "Buttitches." Then a student yelled out, "JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY!"

    What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.

    What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.

    There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?

    Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.

    In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.

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  • So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says, "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says, "What should their names be?"

    The uncle replies, "Well for your daughter, Denise." "That's a nice name," comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies, "Denephew".

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  • Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?

    Crush: Candice.

    Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?

    Crush: *slaps me, walks away*

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  • What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.

    What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.