Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock, and Jill's real name was Randy.
мy naмe ιѕ jeғғ.
Hi. I am Joe.
person you don't know( my name)
Hey guys, Billy has this weird disability where when he has sex with someone, he says their name really loud.
Billy: Hey guys, I just got back from my DADS!!
Wait, what Billy?
What did the lawyer name his twins?
COURTney and CASEy.
hi my names is bob
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.
priyanka
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
Why is Megan a down?
Because her last name is Downy.
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to.
He says to the first one, "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny."
He says to the second one, "You are addicted to food, you named your daughter Candy."
Then the third one whispers to her son, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
TheOdd1sOut is odd to meet.
