Name jokes
bradley
louie
Oliver Savage.
Louie Fennell.
Oliver Savagê.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂
My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name Coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
Ethan Rice
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Sajan's Hairline
Myles Parfitt ;/
What's the difference between Andy and acne?
Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.
What's Adam's biggest fear?
Andy with a belt.
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"