Name

Name jokes

Kid

  • There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:

    Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.

    Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.

    These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.

    Only Ninety's kids know about this.

    Sister

  • My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name Coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.

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  • Girl

  • A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.

    Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"

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  • Brandon

  • Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.

    Acne

  • What's the difference between Andy and acne?

    Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.

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