Mythology jokes
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"
Gnome.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
We need skinwalker jokes.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.