a goat drank my redbull, so now it's a baphomet!!!
Which brand of underwear does Thor is wearing ?- Asgard.
God made Adam and Eve.
Satan made Adam and Steve.
God creating spiders.
God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
Same time next month?
You know every time we think of sex an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis.
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
