your hairline goes back so far it dated zeus
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
We need skinwalker jokes.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath. The first pupil said he wasn’t the one. The second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class.
The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire!” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them.
Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr. Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class?” The teacher fainted.
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
God is fake
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
