Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Mythology Jokes
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
We need skinwalker jokes.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
