Myself jokes

My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.

SELF HARM

Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)

That's it, it wasn't a joke.

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.

I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.

So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home.

So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.

A person laughs every day.

"Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!"

This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.

I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"

Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*

Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^

Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*

I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!

Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!

Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?

To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.

What is my most popular side of myself?

Suicide.

Friend: You ok, man?

Me: Yea... I'll just leave myself "hangin'" tonight...

By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? I can't seem to "come up" with one myself.

I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.