My jokes

McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"

You are so ugly my man died.

Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?

My kid had an accident.

So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!

Knock, knock.

You suck my iron with you and mommy.

I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...

But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."

I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.

You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.

I am thinking of removing my spine.

It's only holding me back.

The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.

"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."

My friend has ligma...

Lick ma balls!

How do I feed the baby with my pants on?

What's the difference between cancer and my dad?

Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭

I put my uncle's ashes in my Taco Bell so he could tear my ass up one more time.

What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."

I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.

Why?

The ducks keep trying to eat him.

Why would they do that?

Because he’s pure-bread.

My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.