My jokes

My syndrome is down, but my hopes are up.

So, I'm sitting here smacking on some cheese ball BBQ, my titties, and then I saw the most a shoe got shoveled all the way up my ass. I cried, then turned around and said, "MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCK FUCKIN GAY ASS HOE SHOVIN SHOE'S UP MY ASS SON OF A BITCH!" Then turned around, punched the guy, got smacked in the face, went in for another punch, got smacked in the face, then people staring at me. I said, "WTF are you staring at?" I punched as hard as I can, then got knocked out. I thought this, "This isn't over motherfucker, I'm gonna find you and kill you." Next thing I knew, I was in the hospital. They told me, "Why tf were you fighting a stop sign?" I said, "What? You were fighting a motherfuckering stop sign?" I said, "Bitch, I ain't crazing yo head a stop sign son of a bitch fuck my pussy u must be high! hai es a bitch muhfuhcka"

My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”

Me: “Hey, did you kno-“

What do you call a dick?

Suck my dick!

Recently my baby did this:

🖕🏼👶🏼🖕🏼 🎽 👖

My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.

Today my toilet paper ran across the road, but it got stuck in the crack.

My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?

What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.

Wanna hear a joke?

My life.

My sexlife xddddddddd

"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.

My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.

Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.

I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!

My ex's love for me :(

I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.

My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.

My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.

I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".

Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:

1 Gwen

2 water sharky

So on and so on.

We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀