My jokes

Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.

I love playing games with my family.

My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.

I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.

The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.

I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }

I like to watch porn too ;)

Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?

"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."

I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.

Add me on Fortnite, my user is liamonoce2004 :)

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”

You are so ugly my man died.

Why did your parents abandon you?

Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."

My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."

Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

I laughed at their chalk outline.

My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!

Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.

Best, Gwen

My mom is actually a mum! 😱

I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.