My jokes

This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.

What do you call a Paki in a microwave?

Pting pting pting.

Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.

Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.

Me: How do you know that?

My friend, what's up?

Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.

Who's Joe?

Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!

So my sis thinks she's so smart. She said, "You can finish this move ten minutes later. Go to sleep."

My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried, but failed. He really got me, dare.

My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"

My d*ck is hard, what's your name?

My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."

Have you ever heard of Katie? Please come to KatieJennieJackson on Reddit. Her username is ok-community-2373.

My username is Big-reflection-104. C0mments from so other redditors are from her post:

Hello :). On sexy tummies. Where she is wearing a black croptop.

Are in the next post.

Moto is: Katie Jennie Jackson is so horny! Reddit username-Ok-community-2373. Follow her please. Her photos are made for you to cum for her, not at her. Thank you if you chose to think.

My wife is not only gone like gonorrhea, she is also gone because of my (and now her) gonorrhea.

"Suck my sugar, honey, it's very sweet and juicy."

Suck my dick when you lay. I have to say you are gay.

Me: The man sleeped in a $200 bed in His hole life so why dose he need a $2,000 coffin?

My friend: They're cheaper at Costco.

Me: Oh shit, you're going to have "fun" this weekend.

My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.

I asked my mom to make me a brat. She was sleepy but I said do it anyway. My mom and my dad had fucked last night so he was on the couch but naked. She took a knife and sliced his dick, then put it on a bun, then ketchup and mustard. I said this tasted funny. She was snoring, then I threw it and said, "EW IS THIS A DICK WHAT THE FUCK AHHH!!!!?!?!!!!"

Ever since that day, they haven't fucked again because he ain't got nun to fuck with.

I just had a birthday party last week at my crib. I invited two fine, beautiful looking women. One was skinny and her name was Kelly, and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita.

Both of them came by. I told Chiquita only Kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday. You can't, you're too fat and clumsy, and I don't have any food or drinks for you, so see ya later, nutty professor.

At my most fear, I shit my pants.

My class is my house is quite. I suck a dick, now one cares.

My penis is too big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead.