My jokes
2nd comments from Gwen in her bra.
Keie: Man Man man! I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heyo: 👅🍑
Bari: STOP U FUCKIN PEDOS!!!!!!!!!!
Kenya Bailey: THAT IS ENOUGH! I AM REPORTING ALL OF THIS CRAP TO THE ADMIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Remera Karwi: Shut up! We jus tellin her she looks like a star no need for all that "crap".
Kenya Bailey: One guy put tongue and peach aka butt I know a little bit about oral sex my friend or not!
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
My dishwasher is broke.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
Why does my brother have no mom?
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Hey guys, it's Gwen, and I want to say that I'm deleting my account regarding a comment made on my last post :(
My name is Martha.
We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper.
I'd put it under my pillow and while I was sleeping, he would come in and take it. In the morning, he would holler at me for losing the penny.
Don't touch my bot.
Hi 👋 I have some good ideas 💡. It was the best game I had to get in my...
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
It’s like I always tell my kids:
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.