My jokes
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
2nd comments from Gwen in her bra.
Keie: Man Man man! I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heyo: 👅🍑
Bari: STOP U FUCKIN PEDOS!!!!!!!!!!
Kenya Bailey: THAT IS ENOUGH! I AM REPORTING ALL OF THIS CRAP TO THE ADMIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Remera Karwi: Shut up! We jus tellin her she looks like a star no need for all that "crap".
Kenya Bailey: One guy put tongue and peach aka butt I know a little bit about oral sex my friend or not!
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
Memes
My dishwasher is broke.
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
It’s like I always tell my kids:
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
Don't touch my bot.
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
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A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
Why does my brother have no mom?
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Hey guys, it's Gwen, and I want to say that I'm deleting my account regarding a comment made on my last post :(
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper.
I'd put it under my pillow and while I was sleeping, he would come in and take it. In the morning, he would holler at me for losing the penny.