My jokes

My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!

Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).

Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.

Best, Gwen

I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

I laughed at their chalk outline.

I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".

My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."

Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:

1 Gwen

2 water sharky

So on and so on.

We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀

I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.

My mom is actually a mum! 😱

I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.

Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.

"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.

My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.

My sexlife xddddddddd

Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.

I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!

I love playing games with my family.

Today my toilet paper ran across the road, but it got stuck in the crack.

My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”

Me: “Hey, did you kno-“

What do you call a dick?

Suck my dick!