My jokes
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.
A school bus full of children.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
Can someone be my daddy?
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
Once I was riding my bike and saw a $5. I jumped off and died.
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
"So what, ah, my G?"
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
I told my wife she was lousy in bed.
She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"
My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.