My jokes

Suck my pp!

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?

You're my boo!

I like my woman like I like my wine, 12 years old and locked in the basement.

My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.

My foot itches.

I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3

When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂

My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.

My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."

Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?

I would too if my name was Braille.

My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...

I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.

Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.

So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?

You: I want my mama.

Me: Soz, you can't even get one.

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

I laughed at their chalk outline.

I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"

Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.

Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...

I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."

Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?