My jokes
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
My life </3 XD :'(
My friend's life.
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
I fucked the shit outta of my friend's mom with my 8 inch dick (Adrian). PS. Sorry, Adrian!
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
No. Eat my butt!
I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.
Have you heard about my new can crushing job?
It's soda-pressing.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.