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My friend had no school because of heavy snow.

Guess you could say it was a snow school day!

What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.

I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!

Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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    • Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.

    Mom: OMG, why son?

    Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.

    Think about it, then spread LMAO.

    My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.

    Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.

    How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

    Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.

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    • My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.

    I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.

    Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"

    So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."

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