My jokes

My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?

I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭

When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎

My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.

Now she's having a breakfast.

My mom told me drugs are my enemies... but Jesus said to love your enemies.

Whoever took my dildo,

I hope you're having a good time.

What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?

My clothes don't hang themselves...

What's long, white, and thick? My dick.

Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.

Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,

I hope you're fucking happy.

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"

Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.

Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!

The other day while I was going down on my grandma, I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her!

I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.

Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?

I tried to hit G by putting D.

Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"

My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.

I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.