My jokes
I nailed my sister's... picture on the wall.
You dirty-minded bastard!
My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.
I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?
My dad and I were fishing one day.
That’s where he met my stepmom.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
My grandpa has the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
But apparently there is something in your heart, so I already have scissors in my heart.
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.