My jokes

My name is what orphans can never have.

Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"

She’s so nice.

I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.

Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.

I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...

What's the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer doesn't leave.

Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.

I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...

My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.

My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.

My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?

My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.

My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.

I like my women like I like my microwaves.

Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her.

James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.

My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.

My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!

My sister said that you know that "that" is really cool. Then I said, "You know you can shut up."

Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.

Roses are red, grass is greener.

When I think of you, I play with my weiner.

Hi guys, it's Gwen. Good morning, people! Just to let you know, I am deleting my account tomorrow.

I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?