My jokes
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Why does my brother have no mom?
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.
Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.
Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.
Me: How do you know that?
herishy, my little sissy dont report me.
I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!