My jokes

I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.

It didn't land well.

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.

Why did your parents abandon you?

Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."

Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)

Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.

"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."

AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

You are so ugly my man died.

I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.

I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.

I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.

When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"

God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.

My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.