New My Jokes - Page 13 - Worst Jokes Ever

The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.

I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.

Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.

An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.

What does gum in my d*ck have in common?

Both get chewed on by little kids.

I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.

I showed my girlfriend my taser. She was stunned.

In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!

My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.

He swears by it, but he’s in denial.

I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!

I never forget my grandpa's last words.

"Are you still holding the ladder?"

Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.

I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."

I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"