My jokes

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What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?

They both fell on my dad.

My dog died. I'm so sad.

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.

My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

Are you a marry, because you are my mother?

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.

My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."

I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.

All these jokes really hijacking my mind.

Suck my cheetah.

My anus smells.

My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.

My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."

My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

I love you like my cuts.

Deeply.