(Not originally my joke, I found this joke somewhere a few months back) An Emo kid in a tree falls, at the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kids rope and noose.
Imagine there’s a funny joke here..imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum cause you’re schizophrenic.(This is my joke, I came up with it myself, anybody else who has said it said it after me, it’s important to me lol because I came up with it)
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest "Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired" -not my joke
What do you call an lgbtq person getting grilled? lgbbq -not my joke
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
@ Kobe the person under my joke ur hairline is so bad that kobe Bryant could of lived if he landed the helicopter on ur forehead
My joke is:
MY LIFE
Did you see that chinese man with no legs? No I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes. Isn't that the chinese man with no legs fault? Its not like He Go Ann Hi Weh
Me: "Hey get my joke on that timeline." Her: "No."
i wish i was dead like my jokes
What do you call it when a man named ned works at panera bread
Panera Ned
Im on a roll with my jokes rn
Jack and Jill went up the hill so the can fetch some pee jack fell down and broke his whole body Jill just laughed and didn’t care so now they have a daughter
Pls like this I worked hard on making jokes I even have app that u can see all of my jokes but I am not telling u hehe.
im sorry my jokes are so bad
People on the Titanic were Cracking Up at my jokes, so did the Titanic, No Really the Titanic Cracked In Half
Was 9+10?
I was going to share my joke about anal, butt fuck it was inappropriate..
my joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die
Yeah I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
