All my jokes are cries for help.
INCLUDING THIS ONE.
My Jokes Jokes
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
My jokes are like kids with cancer; they never get old.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
I wish I was dead like my jokes.
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
Hi guys! Ello here! So I am determined to get as many people as possible to like my jokes and comment. So, without further ado, here goes nothing!
So I have been looking at all your jokes, and UHHHHHH has not been the nicest. I don't really love the words she is choosing, but I'm not going to let her get in my head. :)
So guys make sure that you like and comment! Love y'all!!!!! :D
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason Iām "bonely" is because you guys donāt find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get peopleās attention, but "tibia" honest I canāt be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesnāt really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
