The 60+ Best My Jokes Jokes

Was 9+10?

All my jokes are cys for help

INCLUDING THIS ONE

Did anyone JET my joke. It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant trough.

This is NOT my joke i found it on google its a texting joke Mom:Son youre grandma just passed away LOL Son:mom what do you mean LOL that means laughing out loud Mom:oh no i thought that meant lots of love i have to text everyone back!!!!

my jokes are like kids with cancer they never get old.

I was going to share my joke about anal, butt fuck it was inappropriate..

What do you call an lgbtq person getting grilled? lgbbq -not my joke

why cant orphans go to the hospital? because it is a family hospital ( sorry for the long breack in between my jokes i just had some family stuff but i am back

What do you call a cow with no legs

Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes

Somebody stole my joke

So i stole their spinal cord.

People on the Titanic were Cracking Up at my jokes, so did the Titanic, No Really the Titanic Cracked In Half

People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I'd explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.

Did you see that chinese man with no legs? No I'm blind.

Stop ruining my jokes. Isn't that the chinese man with no legs fault? Its not like He Go Ann Hi Weh

My Jokes Are Pretty Bone-arifick if i say so my self Hehhehe...Get it?

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aww c'mon! i thought my joke made the Cut!

Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest "Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired" -not my joke

Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.

Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...