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My Jokes are so dark that i am surprised that the cops didnt shot they yet

I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!

Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠

Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?

No, I'm blind.

Stop ruining my jokes.

Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?

It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.

i wish i was dead like my jokes

What do you call it when a man named ned works at panera bread

Panera Ned

Im on a roll with my jokes rn

Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.

im sorry my jokes are so bad

People on the Titanic were Cracking Up at my jokes, so did the Titanic, No Really the Titanic Cracked In Half

Was 9+10?

Yeah I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.

Lmao trump and putin dislike my jokes 🤣 😂

Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.

my jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.

Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?

Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.

I went to go mine for some gold, but then I saw some shorts :Friend " Your jokes are to short" Me: "Zip it, my jokes are always golden." :Friend "Your such a ingot, don't forget your jokes are always Aurum." Me: "I know my jokes are Aurum, it's always because I always glitz" :Friend "at lest I have luminescent" (Get it? Lu mines cent)

i know why nobody like my comment because they got no sense of humor, thats why they dislike it now i know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets laugh =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES

I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favourited my jokes and commented! Thanks ROAB_EPIC

Ok is this the new thing saying Gwen in your "joke" then people will comment and u can make more friends. If so then i really need to be saying Gwen more in my "jokes or chats".