My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
i wish i was dead like my jokes
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.
im sorry my jokes are so bad
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
Was 9+10?
Yeah I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
I went to go mine for some gold, but then I saw some shorts :Friend " Your jokes are to short" Me: "Zip it, my jokes are always golden." :Friend "Your such a ingot, don't forget your jokes are always Aurum." Me: "I know my jokes are Aurum, it's always because I always glitz" :Friend "at lest I have luminescent" (Get it? Lu mines cent)
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
My jokes are like kids with cancer; they never get old.
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.