My jokes jokes
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
My joke is:
My life.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
I wish I was dead like my jokes.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
Was 9 + 10?
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.