What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid? Just beat it
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral what song should you never play? Alphaville - Forever Young
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
What’s worse than spiders On your piano Craps on your organ
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping DIMES
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The RHYME CELLAR
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his BEATS
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
DR. DRE-SEED
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the BEATS
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to DRAW a crowd
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is
