Music Jokes

TheCo0lSkel3tonsBros
in Undertale

Skeletons can’t play church music, obviously. They got no organs

Khan

What music do depressed people listen to? “I believe I Can fly”

Anonymous

I wish you would understand that rape is more than a joke I was at my friends party sat alone on the sofa when a boy, physically bigger and taller than me, walked up and told me one of my friends was in the bathroom throwing up. Knowing she had drank, i had asked him to take me to her. The lights were off, but i didn’t think much of it. As i turned the lights on, he pushed me and him into the bathroom, he was quickly followed by two of his friends. I asked them if i could leave, telling them that this was a sick joke they pulled. But instead, one of them put their hand on my mouth as the other two grabbed me and carried me into the bedroom right next to the bathroom. My screams were muffled by his hand, and the music was far too loud for anyone to hear anything. I fought. With every ounce of my body, i fought. But i couldn’t break free. My mind went numb as i felt my belt being undone, only thing i could vividly remember was the laughter that filled the room.

When they were done, i was left there. Completely broken. My body was numb, my head was pounding.

I was listening to some Drake in class. My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that “Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi” I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated

watersharky

Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles Holdin’ me back Gravity’s holdin’ me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don’t we leave it at that? Nothin’ to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I’m the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh In this world, it’s just us You know it’s not the same as it was In this world, it’s just us You know it’s not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it’s not the same Answer the phone “Harry, you’re no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?” Ringin’ the bell And nobody’s coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you’re well, oh-oh-oh In this world, it’s just us You know it’s not the same as it was In this world, it’s just us You know it’s not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it’s not the same Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don’t wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don’t wanna talk about who’s doin’ it first

watersharky

Watersharky Music Productions Presents Memories by Conan Gray One, two It’s been a couple months That’s just about enough time For me to stop crying when I look at all the pictures Now I kinda smile, I haven’t felt that in a while It’s late, I hear the door Bell ringing and it’s pouring I open up that door, see your brown eyes at the entrance You just wanna talk and I can’t turn away a wet dog But please don’t ruin this for me Please don’t make it harder than it already is I’m trying to get over this I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I’m traumatized But you’re not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You’re all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say “I wish that you would stay in my memories” In my memories, stay in my memories Now I can’t say goodbye if you stay here the whole night You see, it’s hard to find an end to something that you keep beginning Over and over again I promise that the ending always stays the same So there’s no good reason in make believing that we could ever exist again I can’t be your friend, can’t be your lover Can’t be the reason we hold back each other from falling in love With somebody other than me I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I’m traumatized But you’re not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You’re all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say “I wish that you would stay in my memories” In my memories, stay in my memories Since you came I guess I’ll let you stay For as long as it takes To grab your books and your coat And that one good cologne That you bought when we were fighting 'Cause it’s still on my clothes, everything that I own And it makes me feel like dying I was barely just surviving I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I’m traumatized But you’re not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You’re all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say “I wish that you would stay in my memories” In my memories, stay in my memories

Anonymous

You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!

Anonymous

What’s the best finger for fingering A Minor?

The Riddler

Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I’m a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?

Awesome broadway fan

Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- 🎶 your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie🎶 Chandler-🎵 yup your one high fluting son of a gun🎵 Mr. Beast- 🎵 I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant🎵 Miss Kadie - 🎵 don’t hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid🎵 kids- 🎵 we’ve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - 🎵 I just want to die because I’m so sad

  • Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide
Anonymous
in Paul Walker

I tried to start a music career but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.

blue hoodie kin

being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music

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in Survival

you when you face the boss the first time: :) you when dark souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :( you when you ask why do you hear boss music: <( you when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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Hi
in Factory

Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge

Because She can listen to call music

Why is a wet pavement like playing music?

If you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.

Two wind turbines where standing on a hill.

One asks “what’s your favourite type of music?”

The other one says “I’m a big metal fan.”

Anonymous
in Emo

What is an Emo’s favourite music element

Self harmony

Anonymous

i would rather be drugged and robbed by cardi b than listen to her fucking music

UselessVerdict

Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I’m being honest.