Music jokes
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.