What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Whatâs a rapperâs favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What do Drake and math have in common? Theyâre both hard for kids.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
âThe Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.â
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Painâ"Jump Around."
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
What has eight legs and doesnât rape children?
The Jackson 4.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
