Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.