How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark
What song do you play out of emo kids funeral Van Halen’s jump
What song do you play at a emo kids funeral House of Pain jump around
What game do emo kids love the most Hang man
Are you a keyboard, cause I wanna tap you all night long
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children? The Jackson 4
I really used to be in the emo chicks now they’re just don’t make the cut
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna I’d hit that
Why do Black people not like country music? Because every time they hear hoedown, they think their sister got shot
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid? Just beat it
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral what song should you never play? Alphaville - Forever Young
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
What’s worse than spiders On your piano Craps on your organ
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping DIMES
