Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES
I tried to get into an emo bar but I didn't make the cut.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat"
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to MIX UP some BEATS
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, HEAT IT UP, fam"
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne"
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK"
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES
How do rappers stay organized?
With RHYME BOOKS instead of PLANNERS
