Music jokes
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.