Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The RHYME CELLAR
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his BEATS
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
DR. DRE-SEED
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the BEATS
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to DRAW a crowd
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL SCRUB
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next RHYME
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS
What song does Kobe Bryant hate Rocky Mountain high
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the ANGLES covered
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the RAP
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
SOUND CHECKS
