I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
