Music jokes
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
Rip Juice WRLD.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
There was a boy who owned a dog, who was walking while wearing headphones.
Upon entering a park, he saw a sign that read, "DOGS MUST HAVE LEAD". He continued into the park, and became immersed in the music.
After leaving the park 20 minutes later and turning around for the first time in a while to remove the lead, the sight of his now-dead, freshly-poisoned dog reminded him of the importance of heteronyms.
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.