Music jokes
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
There was a boy who owned a dog, who was walking while wearing headphones.
Upon entering a park, he saw a sign that read, "DOGS MUST HAVE LEAD". He continued into the park, and became immersed in the music.
After leaving the park 20 minutes later and turning around for the first time in a while to remove the lead, the sight of his now-dead, freshly-poisoned dog reminded him of the importance of heteronyms.
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."