Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always STAND OUT
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in TRAFFIC?
A cypher-circle
What’s a rapper’s favorite MARTIAL ART?
Punchlines
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop HIGHER BARS
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS
What instrument do skeletons play?
The TromBONE!
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
HEAVY BARS
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping DIMES
What do you call a autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller
What tree is every emo kid trying find The hanging tree
What does Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love? “The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
