Music jokes
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
Memes
the rick roll lol
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.