Music jokes
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
Halal!
Is it meat you're looking for?
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.