Music jokes
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.
But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."
So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.
This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
Let's rock and roll!
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.