Music jokes
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
Memes
Super Relateable
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
Emo people totally suck!
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
DJ Croos joke.