Music jokes
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
Memes
Nirvana Shirt
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Emo people totally suck!
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.