Music jokes
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.