Music jokes

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Kris

Damn this shit!

Megan Thee Stallion: What!

Kris: My mother is a fucker!

The whole world:

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?

You: What?

Me: She let it go, let it go!

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What song does an orphan hate?...

"I'm so lonely."

Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?

Because for them, love isn't an open door.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Little boy blue.

Little boy blue who?

Michael Jackson.

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

What did the DJ name his son?

Eric.

How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?

QUEUE THE MUSIC

BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT

I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!

How many Lawrence Welk fans does it take to change a light bulb?

"A one, and ah two."

What song is the most annoying for a Serb?

Sweet Home Alabama (because it sounds like Sweet Home Albania)!

According to the Police report, what did one traffic signal say to the other?

"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light..."

Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always follow the street signs.

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?

Because he heard the bars were high.

Why was the rapper always cold?

Because he kept spitting ice!

Why did the rapper visit the farm?

To drop some FRESH BEETS!

Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?

Because he was good with bars and beats.