Emo people totally suck!
Music Jokes
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
"Yo (DYM 107)"
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
"Na na na na now na na na na now."
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
And (DYM 106).
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
