Music jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Nah, they eat emo meals.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
Emo people totally suck!
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
DJ Croos joke.