Music jokes
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
Memes
I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
Justin Bieber
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
I'm all panic and no disco.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"