Music jokes
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
Justin Bieber
Memes
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
I'm all panic and no disco.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
Never gonna give you up.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Any more song suggestions?
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!