Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
I'm all panic and no disco.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
