Music jokes

Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.

They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.

I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!

What did the trumpet say to Trump?

"Hi, fellow trumpet!"

What do you call a priest who became a singer?

Michael Jackson.

Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.

My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.

After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."

Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."

Justin Bieber

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.

So I ended up doing the YMCA.

Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!

What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?

Heavy bars.

What instrument do skeletons play?

The Trombone!

What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?

A rapscallion without the rap.

What do you call a booty that can sing?

A crack-up!

How do rappers make their money?

By dropping dimes.

Why was the rapper always good at math?

Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.

What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?

Mic Drops.