Music jokes
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
Never gonna give you up.
I'm all panic and no disco.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"