Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Music Jokes
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Any more song suggestions?
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
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Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
