Music jokes
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Goofy ahh melly
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.