Music jokes
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
Nickelback.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Memes
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
Dababy
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.