Music jokes

Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!

Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?

"Lonely."

Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A tromboner.

What do you call a singer who can't make a song?

Taylor Swift.

I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.

You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.

What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:

The best thing they did was a wall.

What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!

Here are some skeleton jokes.

You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.

If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.

I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.

I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.

I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!

I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.

I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.

Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!

What did Michael Jackson say?

Nothing, he's dead.

Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.

What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?

A sex-a-phone.

Nickelback.

Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.

Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.

Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?

In Iraq.