What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Music Jokes
Ur mom is emo.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Who's Lil John?
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
