Music jokes
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Memes
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
Nickelback.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
Dababy
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.