Music jokes
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
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What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
Nickelback.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!