Music jokes
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
What is a dog's favorite music?
Pup rock
So there were these two wind turbines standing in a field, and one of them asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other thinks for a moment and says, "I'm a big metal fan."
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
Nickelback.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.