Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
