Music jokes
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What do pedophiles and guitars have in common?
They both fingered A minor.
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
Nickelback.