Music jokes
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
da baby
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
Nah, they eat emo meals.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
Driver's License-By- watersharky Music Productions and Olivia Rodrigo-
I got my driver's license last week Just like we always talked about 'Cause you were so excited for me To finally drive up to your house But today I drove through the suburbs Crying 'cause you weren't around And you're probably with that blonde girl Who always made me doubt She's so much older than me She's everything I'm insecure about Yeah, today I drove through the suburbs 'Cause how could I ever love someone else? And I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street And all my friends are tired Of hearing how much I miss you, but I kinda feel sorry for them 'Cause they'll never know you the way that I do, yeah Today I drove through the suburbs And pictured I was driving home to you And I know we weren't perfect But I've never felt this way for no one, oh And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone I guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Red lights, stop signs I still see your face in the white cars, front yards Can't drive past the places we used to go to 'Cause I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) Sidewalks we crossed I still hear your voice in the traffic, we're laughing Over all the noise God, I'm so blue, know we're through But I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone 'Cause you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Yeah, you said forever, now I drive alone past your street...
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Emo
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.