Music jokes

What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.

Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?

A. "Till I Collapse."

When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...

What's a convict's favorite song?

"I want to break free."

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."

Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?

"Lonely."

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.

Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!

What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?

They're both Headless.

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A tromboner.

Knock knock.

"Who's there?"

A man with a drum.

"Well, tell him to beat it!"

What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?

A tromBONE.

Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?

The Rolling Stones.

If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!

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