Music jokes
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
Where does Michael Joseph Jackson like to eat at?
A Del-he-he.
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
What is one dream that Michael Joseph Jackson made come to life? He loved to say: "Somebody's watching me."