Music jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Who would you choose?
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
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Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Ah (gas, gas, gas) Ah Do you like my car? Guess you're ready 'cause I'm waiting for you. It's gonna be so exciting. Got this feeling really deep in my soul. Let's get out, I wanna go, come along, get it on. Gonna take my car, gonna sit in. Gonna drive along 'til I get you, 'Cause I'm crazy, hot and ready, but you like it. I wanna race for you (Shall I go now?)
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on the gas. Tonight, I'll fly (and be your lover) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be so quick as a flash And I'll be your hero.
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna run as a flash. Tonight, I'll fight (to be the winner) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna step on the gas And you'll see the big show.
Don't be lazy 'cause I'm burning for you. It's like a hot sensation. Got this power that is taking me out. Yes, I've got a crush on you, ready, now, ready, go. Gonna take my car, gonna sit in. Gonna drive alone 'til I get you, 'Cause I'm crazy, hot and ready, but you like it. I wanna race for you (Shall I go now?)
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on the gas. Tonight, I'll fly (and be your lover) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be so quick as a flash And I'll be your hero.
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna run as a flash. Tonight, I'll fight (to be the winner) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna step on the gas And you'll see the big show.
Gonna take my car, do you like my car? 'Cause I'm crazy, hot and ready, but you like it. I wanna race for you (Shall I go now?)
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on the gas. Tonight, I'll fly (and be your lover) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be so quick as a flash And I'll be your hero.
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna run as a flash. Tonight, I'll fight (to be the winner) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna step on the gas And you'll see the big show.
Gas, gas, gas, Yeah, yeah, yeah Gas, gas, gas, And you'll see the big show. Ah