Music jokes
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
The only acceptable homosexual ever (Tchaikovsky):
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
"Hee hee touch my pp."
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
Let's rock and roll!
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."