Music jokes
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
Suck!
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.