Music jokes
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
Memes
Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!