Music jokes

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.

Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?

A. "Till I Collapse."

When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...

What's a convict's favorite song?

"I want to break free."

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."

Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?

"Lonely."

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.

Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!

What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?

They're both Headless.

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A tromboner.

Knock knock.

"Who's there?"

A man with a drum.

"Well, tell him to beat it!"

What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?

A tromBONE.

Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?

The Rolling Stones.

If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!