Music jokes
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.