Music jokes
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
When someone tells me to kill myself,
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common? They're both Headless.
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!