Music jokes
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.