Music jokes
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
Despacito.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
I bought a wooden whistle. I tried so hard, but it wouldn't whistle.
So I bought a steel one. It still wouldn't let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It still wouldn't lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes, so the wood would lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.