Music jokes
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What do you tell a dead metal fan?
Rust in peace.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
Why was the guitarist arrested? He fingered a minor.