Music jokes
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman? Oh, just me... OK.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
"Never gonna give you up."
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️