Music

Music jokes

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?

To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?

To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!

Rapper

Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?

Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."

DJ

"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?

He kept dropping the bass."

Rock

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

Where does Michael Joseph Jackson like to eat at?

A Del-he-he.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

When did Michael say, "This is it"?

2009.

Rapper

Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?

He kept dropping the BEETS!

Rapper

Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?

He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?

Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.

Criminal

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.

Rapper

What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?

"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.

Rapper

How do rappers stay cool in the studio?

They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!

Michael Joseph Jackson

Michael Jackson

What is one dream that Michael Joseph Jackson made come to life? He loved to say: "Somebody's watching me."