Music jokes
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles.
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that?
Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?"
Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.