Music jokes
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
We all know what rapper she’s talking about…
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.