Music jokes
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
Nickelback.
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.