Music jokes
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.