Music jokes
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
Nickelback.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"
Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Emo people totally suck!
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎