A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans. When she gets home his husband puts a blindfold on hair and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes of the blind fold the lady sees 12 people with pegs on there nose singing happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin the bartender said to her I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink and she said not usually but I am doing the bishop a favour the bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening and she said no I am with the bishop tonight.
How do you beat lady gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the BEATS
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS
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Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his FLOW
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, i’d be more broke than the rap haters.
How do rappers stay organized?
With RHYME BOOKS instead of PLANNERS
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg
I tried to get into an emo bar but I didn't make the cut.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats
