Music jokes
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.