Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Music Jokes
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
Nickelback.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
