Music jokes
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a Scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about, making a horrible sound. The bartender says, "Hey, looks like he can't play that!" and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks
There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father, "thank you for this moment, have a great night".
At the dance, the girl asks the boy, "can I have some food?" He gladly replies "yes" and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, "thank you so much, I really needed something to eat". Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, "thank you SOOOO much". Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, "what is it?" She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.