Music jokes
Justin Bieber
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
All-star gay mix
Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!