Music jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
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How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
Driver's License-By- watersharky Music Productions and Olivia Rodrigo-
I got my driver's license last week Just like we always talked about 'Cause you were so excited for me To finally drive up to your house But today I drove through the suburbs Crying 'cause you weren't around And you're probably with that blonde girl Who always made me doubt She's so much older than me She's everything I'm insecure about Yeah, today I drove through the suburbs 'Cause how could I ever love someone else? And I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street And all my friends are tired Of hearing how much I miss you, but I kinda feel sorry for them 'Cause they'll never know you the way that I do, yeah Today I drove through the suburbs And pictured I was driving home to you And I know we weren't perfect But I've never felt this way for no one, oh And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone I guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Red lights, stop signs I still see your face in the white cars, front yards Can't drive past the places we used to go to 'Cause I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) Sidewalks we crossed I still hear your voice in the traffic, we're laughing Over all the noise God, I'm so blue, know we're through But I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone 'Cause you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Yeah, you said forever, now I drive alone past your street...
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."