Music jokes

Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?

Answer: Because he sucks!

Why did the rapper become a teacher?

Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.

Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!

In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."

Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.

Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.

Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.

You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.

But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.

And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.

Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.

I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I've been broken, heart's contentious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost and I'm found, but It's torture being in love. I love when you're around But I fucking hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.

What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?

MC Cheffin'.

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You follow the Fresh prints.

Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?

Because they have all the angles covered.

Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

How do rappers freshen their breath?

With a MICRO-MINT!

Why is a wet pavement like playing music?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

Why did the rapper become a tailor?

Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.

What is an Emo’s favourite music element?

Self harmony.