Music jokes
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
MF DOOM FOR THE WIN!!!!
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!