Music jokes
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
What fish sings?
A tuna.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
I love rap!
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!