What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
Music Jokes
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
