Music jokes
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
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What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
Memes
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.