Music jokes
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Memes
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!