Music jokes
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.