Music jokes
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?
Because he doesn't listen to it!
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.