What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
