Music jokes
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
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The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."