Music jokes
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!