Music jokes
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.