Music jokes
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
Memes
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.