Music jokes
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
How does Jesus whistle?
By blowing through the holes in his hands.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.