Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a BEAT
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't COUNT on his bars
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo"
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd JUMP
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the BEET
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
DR. DRE-SEED
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the BEET
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got"
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE”
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes
Imagine being emo
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always STAND OUT
