Music jokes
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.