Music jokes
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."