How do you start a rave in Etiopia? You put food ceiling and they start jumping.
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
Why can’t blind people sing that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics
Want to know what juice wrld would do if he was alive today. frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
A horse a fox and a bunny join together and make a rock band they started doing tiny gigs but they got famous and went on tour they all got so famous it went to their heads and the band disbanded the fox made his and bunny made her own the horse was sad that the band was no more so he went to a bar and the bartender asked why the long face
So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.
Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done I said "How bout you give me a standing ovation." I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair. Sad and lonely
yeah she said do you love me, i said only partly i love my bed and my mommy im sorry.
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it
what is rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor
Me: I been up all night, no sleep—
The lie detector I didn’t know I had: lie.
Me: stfu! I’m just singing!
Lie detector: you literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!
lie detector: it’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM....... You get waken up at 7:00 AM...... you only sleep two hours......
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself
:bully: my mom says im not allowed to burn trash :me: (quiet) :bully: HEY IM TALKING TO YOU :me: are you talking to yourself? because i was listening to music until i heard you
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
SOUND CHECKS
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his BEATS
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy DROPPING HITS
