Music

Music jokes

Song

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

Hole

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”

Aquarium

Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?

Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!

Guy

If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.

Prince

Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!

Song

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

Guitarist

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

Rapper

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A money manager who counts bars.

Rapper

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he knew how to count his bars!

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?

Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.