Music jokes
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
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When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!