Music jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
Ur mom is emo.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.
Oh God By Dixie Rect.
Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast? Korn Flakes.
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!