Music jokes

It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.

How do you make an emo mad at you?

Cut the rope.

What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?

A barcode.

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

Suck!

What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?

"Period, oh period, oww!"

When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.

I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."

If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.

Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!

Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?

"Lonely."

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?

They're both Headless.

What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?

A tromBONE.

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A tromboner.