Music jokes
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
We all know what rapper she’s talking about…
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles.
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that?
Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?"
Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!