Music jokes
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Memes
Drums at Performance
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
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What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.