Music jokes
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
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The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.