Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Music Jokes
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
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When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
