Music jokes
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
Driver's License-By- watersharky Music Productions and Olivia Rodrigo-
I got my driver's license last week Just like we always talked about 'Cause you were so excited for me To finally drive up to your house But today I drove through the suburbs Crying 'cause you weren't around And you're probably with that blonde girl Who always made me doubt She's so much older than me She's everything I'm insecure about Yeah, today I drove through the suburbs 'Cause how could I ever love someone else? And I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street And all my friends are tired Of hearing how much I miss you, but I kinda feel sorry for them 'Cause they'll never know you the way that I do, yeah Today I drove through the suburbs And pictured I was driving home to you And I know we weren't perfect But I've never felt this way for no one, oh And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone I guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Red lights, stop signs I still see your face in the white cars, front yards Can't drive past the places we used to go to 'Cause I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) Sidewalks we crossed I still hear your voice in the traffic, we're laughing Over all the noise God, I'm so blue, know we're through But I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone 'Cause you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Yeah, you said forever, now I drive alone past your street...
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.