I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.
So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch.
Because it was over 10 years old.
have you heard of imagine dragons (the band), imagine dragging these nuts across your face
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!!!
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
What music do depressed people listen to? "I believe I Can fly"
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to there head
Do you you like Cds. There's this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
Whats Stephen Hawkings favourite song??
Rollin and controllin
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
What is harder than steel.
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval.😂
What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?
Baby Don’t Herd Me.
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue? -- You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
Why does kids like Michael Jackson So much ?Because he made out of plastic and that what toys made out of 😂
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
I know this isnt the real chicken wing song but my version...
chicken wing chicken wing i want your mommy slap her with my hary salami while she still yawning.
making your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
I named my Ipod Titanic, it's syncing now
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite pasta? Spaghett-hehe
