What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
Olivia Rodrigo
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What do you tell a dead metal fan?
Rust in peace.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father, "thank you for this moment, have a great night".
At the dance, the girl asks the boy, "can I have some food?" He gladly replies "yes" and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, "thank you so much, I really needed something to eat". Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, "thank you SOOOO much". Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, "what is it?" She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
