Music jokes

What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?

Ice, Ice Baby!!

What's the depressed person's favorite song?

Van Halen - Jump

What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”

What's a fish's least favorite instrument?

A ClariNET!

What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?

They know how to get a beat down.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?

Jacks and 5.

My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.

What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?

"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)

What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?

Rolling Loud 🎸🎸

What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.

What tree is every emo kid trying to find?

The hanging tree.

Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"

Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?

A. Crayons.

It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.

Why?

Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."

Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!

You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.

Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!