2 people are under the covers. The man says "Quote the Beatles: Cum together!"
NWA: Straight Outta Compton Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter
What song do you think was playing at the school pumped up kicks
Roses are red,Violets are blue,my heart is dead,im such a fool. -Juice Wrld
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Q.What makes music on your hair?
A. A head band!
Whatâs Whitney Houstonâs favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
what song did people in Hirosima listen to?
"here comes the sun"
Stephan hawking always wins musical chairs as heâs always sitting down
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what itâs like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They donât know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphanâs family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter âfâ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphanâs least favorite song? We are Family.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite type of music? House.
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Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite store? Home Depot.
Whatâs an orphanâs favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Fosterâs.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because itâs the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
Why dont adele swim properly? Because shes rolling in the deepđ¤˝ââď¸
Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.
Whatâs the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
what do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist
why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
because he had no BODY to go with.
if asriel were sans, would his theme be "jokes and memes"?
