Music jokes

What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?

Ice, Ice Baby!!

Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.

What do emos like to do when they're sad?

They play violin on their wrists.

"I met a girl and she's 28."

"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."

- AJR

What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.

What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

What's the depressed person's favorite song?

Van Halen - Jump

What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"

What's a fish's least favorite instrument?

A ClariNET!

What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?

They know how to get a beat down.

Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!

You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.

Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!

I love rap!

I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.

What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?

Beat It.