Music jokes

What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?

Ice, Ice Baby!!

What's a fish's least favorite instrument?

A ClariNET!

What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

What's the depressed person's favorite song?

Van Halen - Jump

What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?

They both smell like "Teen Spirit."

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.

"I met a girl and she's 28."

"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."

- AJR

What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.

What do emos like to do when they're sad?

They play violin on their wrists.

What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"

You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.

Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!

I love rap!

I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.

What games would deaf people not be good at?

Simon says and Musical chairs.

What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?

Beat It.

Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.

What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.

Olivia Rodrigo