Music jokes
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
Memes
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
I love rap!
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.