Music jokes
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.