Music jokes

What's a fish's least favorite instrument?

A ClariNET!

What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"

My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?

Rolling Loud 🎸🎸

What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?

"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.

Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.

What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.

What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?

Ice, Ice Baby!!

What do emos like to do when they're sad?

They play violin on their wrists.

"I met a girl and she's 28."

"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."

- AJR

What's the depressed person's favorite song?

Van Halen - Jump

What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

A headbanger.

What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”

Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?

A. Crayons.

Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!

You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.