Music jokes
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️