Music jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.
Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.
I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"