Music jokes

Employer: Can you perform under pressure?

Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."

What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.

Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?

Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!

What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.

What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.

What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?

"Get off my kid!"

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.

Why did Michael Joseph Jackson dangle the baby over the balcony? He wanted to air out the blanket.

What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.

What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?

The Who?

Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.

What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?

"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."

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Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?

Friends: No, what is it?

Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.

I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.

So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.

So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.

When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.

Why does the heart listen to music a lot?

Because it loves feeling the beat.

Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?

Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.

What's black and white, black and white, black and white?

Michael Jackson.