Music

Music jokes

Pressure

Employer: Can you perform under pressure?

Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."

Musician

Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?

Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!

Baby

Why did Michael Joseph Jackson dangle the baby over the balcony? He wanted to air out the blanket.

Bomb

What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?

"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."

Nut

Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?

Friends: No, what is it?

Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.

Whistle

I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.

So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.

So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.

Heart

Why does the heart listen to music a lot?

Because it loves feeling the beat.

Race

Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?

Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.