Music jokes
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
Memes
this one hurts
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
da baby
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.
So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.
When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.