What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Music Jokes
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
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Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.
So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.
When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
I got 99 problems but a chin ain't one.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
