Music jokes
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
this one hurts
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.