Music jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
"Hee hee touch my pp."
this one hurts
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
I live inside my own world of make-believe. Kids screaming in their cradles, profanities. I see the world through eyes covered in ink and bleach. Cross out the ones who heard my cries and watched me weep. I love everything. Fire's spreading all around my room. My world's so bright. It's hard to breathe, but that's alright. Hush, shh.
Tape my eyes open to force reality (oh no, no). Why can't you just let me eat my weight in glee? I live inside my own world of make-believe. Kids screaming in their cradles, profanities. Some days I feel skinnier than all the other days, And some days I can't tell if my body belongs to me. I love everything. Fire's spreading all around my room. My world's so bright. It's hard to breathe, but that's alright. Hush, shh.
I wanna taste your content. Hold your breath and feel the tension. Devils hide behind redemption. Honesty is a one-way gate to hell. I wanna taste consumption. Breathe faster to waste oxygen. Hear the children sing aloud. It's music 'til the wick burns out. Hush.
Just wanna be carefree lately, yeah. Just kicking up daisies. Got one too many quarters in my pockets. Count 'em like the four-leaf clovers in my locket. Untied laces, yeah. Just tripping on daydreams. Got dirty little lullabies playing on repeat. Might as well just rot around the nursery and count sheep.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?
Rock and roll.
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?