Music jokes
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"