Music jokes
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Memes
If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.