Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Whats Stephen Hawkings favourite song??
Rollin and controllin
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
What is love? Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, NO MORE!
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
