Music jokes

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?

I’d hit that.

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.

A limbo champion walks into a bar.

What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.

What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?

"Get off my kid!"

If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?

What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.

What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?

The Who?

What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?

Santa stops at three hoes.

I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.

What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?

Van Halen's "Jump."

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They drop FIRE TRACKS.

In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"

Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.

What’s a sheep’s favorite song?

"Baby Don’t Herd Me."

What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?

"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."