I was at a My Chemical romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought....NO WAY!
When a emo ask you to hang * out under a treee 🖕🖕🖕🖕
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favourite Eminem song? A. Till I collapse.
what is the same with emo and orphans they both are unwanted
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so ama type songs. If u want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
Hey Kenya what is ur faviorte song "Lonly"
If theres a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was LSD. I see a dreamer.
I was at a concert, in the front row and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!". And I replied: "Is that a death fret?".
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
What is the similarity between pink floyd and Donald trump: The best thing they did was a wall
I gotta song for Hawaii baby you light up my world like no body els
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!!
What was David Bowie’s last hit? Probably heroin.
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A SEX-aphone.
D'jahear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover
Nickelback
Alven and the chimpmunks commit war crimes
Your mom sings "It's the final countdown" while pooping.
