Music jokes
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
Memes
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
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Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.