Music jokes
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Memes
I am trying not to copy any one But. Meme time
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*