what do you call it when you rickroll someone in the lgbtq?
you just got fruit-rolled
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door? She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
What's a rapist's favourite scale? C Minor.
Roses are red,Violets are blue,my heart is dead,im such a fool. -Juice Wrld
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
Bro Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter celebrating right now I bet
Oh wait I forgot
my mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you me: No Attack on titan music starts playing in my head
what does michael jackson get hicgh on? A LITTLE CRACK
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.