Music

Music jokes

Skeleton

What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?

I’m bone to be wild!

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  • Chess

    Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?

    He can't choose between black or white.

    Memes

    Skeleton

    Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.

    USA

    How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?

    By dropping two of the biggest roasts.

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  • Knock knock

    You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”

    *Apple bottom jeans plays*

    Suicide

    What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?

    They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

    Emo

    What's an emo's favorite game?

    Limbo.

    (If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)

    Baby

    POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."

    Game

    Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?

    A: Musical chairs.