What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
Music Jokes
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
