Music jokes
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
this one hurts
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
What kind of band never plays music?
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
My wife asked me to please quit singing "Wonderwall" in the shower.
I said, "Maybe."
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.