Music jokes
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
me listening to issa bass
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.