Music jokes
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Memes
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)