Music jokes
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Memes
YOU ARE GONNA KILL HIM CALM DOWN!!!
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.