Music Jokes

You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”

*Apple bottom jeans plays*

What's an emo's favorite game?

Limbo.

(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)

Why was the guitarist arrested?

He fingered a minor.

Who is Santa's favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley!

Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?

A: Musical chairs.

What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?

There's brains all over the place.

Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.

What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.

What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.

What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.

What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."

What's a fish's least favorite instrument?

A ClariNET!

My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.

Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.

In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.

What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.

"I met a girl and she's 28."

"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."

- AJR

What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.