Music jokes
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.