Music jokes
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
I am trying not to copy any one But. Meme time
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.