Music jokes
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
Memes
me listening to issa bass
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".