What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS
What do emos like to do when they're sad... They play violin on their wrists
Michael Jackson broke his window what dose he say? i cant sehe
You're the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
Oh no I feel bad for Steven Hawkins he can’t get up the stairway to heaven
Hey did you know that 9/11 won a grammy?
Yes best comedy award.
I love rap!
What games would deaf people not be good at...
Simon says and Musical chairs
Book on Micheal Jackson: Issued black:Returned white
What does it sound when a dragon sings? A fire alarm
What song genre do the national anthems fit into? Country.
What's a Parkinson's victim least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - Shake it off
Kid: " Mom I had a scary dream can I come sleep with you and dad " Mom: " sure sweetie sleep in the middle " Kid: " Dad can you get the remote out of my back " Dad: " That isn't the remote "
*Weird background music*
What do you tell a dead metal fan? Rust in peace
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys pants were half off!
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called straight out of windshield.
What is black and white and is dead? My Chemical Romance
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? -- Because his teacher was Haydn.
