Michael Jackson broke his window what dose he say? i cant sehe
an emo tried to give me a high five... I left him hanging
Official Dj Penaldo playlist. 1. I'm a fraud 2. I need you (ft. Tap-ins) 3. I Want to Leave Mid United 4. Back where I belong (ft. Europa league) 5. TY Eder 6. Nobody wants me ( Rejectnaldo Remix) 7. Fuck that kid ( ft. Lil Broke phone) 8. Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards
What makes emo’s jump
Bridges
What's an orphans favourite song? "Gimme Shelter"
Q.What's the most musical bone?
A.The trom-bone!
Olivia Rodrigo
why was the dog stealing shingles?
he wanted to be a woofer
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favourite band? The Rolling Stones.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?? None cause they can’t press play
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS
How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker Face.
what does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
there both turned on by kids
What's long and not very hairy? The conga line at the cancer department
What's a skeletons favorite instrument THE EXYLO-BONE
what song does Saturn sing ?
'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it '
A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum tsssh!
Q. Why is Stephen Hawing so good at air guitar A. Because he has excellent string theory
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo