Music jokes

What's better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?

Answer: alive.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You follow the Fresh prints.

So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.

Michael Jackson is pure cheese.

I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.

Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?

What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?

Young Boy Never Walk again.

Why did the dog join the marching band?

Because he had his trum-bone.

James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.

What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?

Drowning Pool - Bodies.

How do rappers keep themselves clean?

They drop SOAP BARS.

What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.

Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...

In A minor.

Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."

My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."

What do emos and the Lorax have in common?

They both hang with trees.

What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?

You get PRICKrolled.

I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.

Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)

Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.