Music jokes
These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."