Music jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
All these wraps and you still can't beatbox.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
Rip Juice WRLD.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!