Music jokes
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!