what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
Music Jokes
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
