What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
