Music jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Suck!
I am trying not to copy any one But. Meme time
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Yeah.
Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Watersharky Music Productions Presents Memories by Conan Gray.
One, two
It's been a couple months That's just about enough time For me to stop crying when I look at all the pictures Now I kinda smile, I haven't felt that in a while It's late, I hear the door Bell ringing and it's pouring I open up that door, see your brown eyes at the entrance You just wanna talk and I can't turn away a wet dog But please don't ruin this for me Please don't make it harder than it already is I'm trying to get over this I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories Now I can't say goodbye if you stay here the whole night You see, it's hard to find an end to something that you keep beginning Over and over again I promise that the ending always stays the same So there's no good reason in make believing that we could ever exist again I can't be your friend, can't be your lover Can't be the reason we hold back each other from falling in love With somebody other than me I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories Since you came I guess I'll let you stay For as long as it takes To grab your books and your coat And that one good cologne That you bought when we were fighting 'Cause it's still on my clothes, everything that I own And it makes me feel like dying I was barely just surviving I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.