Music jokes
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
"Never gonna give you up."
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Memes
I can DEFINITELY relate
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
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I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Blueface baby!
I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Yeah yeah.