Music jokes
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
Beatles
Are cool.
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
Who left him hanging?
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Yeah yeah.