Music jokes

Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?

Ice Cube.

"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno

Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)

To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!

If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.

What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?

Snooze Dogg.

Why did the rapper smoke dope?

To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!

Why did the ghost become a rapper?

Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

For when he made it RAIN in the club.

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To fix his flow.

What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?

Rhyme Boots.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?

Ice Cream-E

Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?

To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.

How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?

"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"

How do rappers stay organized?

With rhyme books instead of planners!

Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?

In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?

So he could drop some WORDPLAY.

What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.

Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.

Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.

What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!