"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
Music Jokes
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
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I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Blueface baby!
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
