Music

Music jokes

Song

Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.

Voice

The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.

Drumstick

Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?

Brother: Why though?

Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.

Difference

What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Cat

I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"

Cow

What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?

"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Fan

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

Rapper

What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?

Snooze Dogg.

Rapper

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

For when he made it RAIN in the club.

Hater

If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.

Rapper

Why did the rapper smoke dope?

To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!