Music jokes
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!