Music jokes
"Never gonna give you up."
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!