Music jokes
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
LET'S GOOOO!
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
Beatles
Are cool.
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
What fish sings?
A tuna.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!