Music jokes
"Never gonna give you up."
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Yeah yeah.
Memes
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"