Music jokes
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!