Music jokes
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
Let's rock and roll!
Memes
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
"Na na na na now na na na na now."
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
DJ Croos joke.