Music jokes
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Like if you are emo.
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."