Music jokes
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Drake.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.