Music jokes
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Let's rock and roll!
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"