Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
