rocked (DYM 136)
Music Jokes
This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Doin (DYM 41).
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Drake.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
