Music jokes
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
"Na na na na now na na na na now."
This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Memes
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
And (DYM 106).
"Yo (DYM 107)"
Doin (DYM 41).
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Let's rock and roll!
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.