make like a drum and beat it
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker Face.
A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum tsssh!
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus:] Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid. And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold.
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder. You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older. But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture.
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin. The water's getting warm so you might as well swim. My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
[Chorus 2x]
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas. I need to get myself away from this place. I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change.
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
So much to do, so much to see. So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus]
And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea, the assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it"
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
Nickelback
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to? - The Monkees and Gorillaz
you.
Ever heard of the band 'Nothing but thieves'? Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
My favorite instrument? the TromBONE, of course.
Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
how do you start an Ethiopian rave? stick toast to the ceiling.
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
