When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Can I get a Hoyah?
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
