Music jokes
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Let's rock and roll!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."