Music jokes
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
Like if you are emo.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.