Music jokes
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
Who is your mum?
An emo.
Imagine being emo.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
Like if you are emo.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.