Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
What is tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue? -- You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.