why do orphan's not like the movie Frozen. bc for them love isn't an open door
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite movie? Black and white.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.
When someone tells me to kill myself,
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A SEX-aphone.
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
All-star gay mix
Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.
