If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
What if Stephan hawking was the real slim shady but couldn’t stand up
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
