What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major
I tried to stick to one direction but then they started to shoot the gay bar....
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favourite band? The Rolling Stones.
What is Stephen Hawking' favourite song
Head shoulders screws and bolts
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
What's a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A Trombone.
Stephan hawking always wins musical chairs as he’s always sitting down
I'm taking a taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month, it's called Stephen Hawking unplugged.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands but all of them rejected him.. except Daft Punk.
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging- think the opening line goes something like “they see me rolling, they hating”
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical.
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!!
I'm listening to a song about fish - it's very catchy.
Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service
Why can’t blind people sing that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics
What do you call a mushroom that makes music? - a decomposer
What is the first thing the disabled download on ITunes? They see me rolling, they hatin
