What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Can I get a Hoyah?
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
