What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.