Music

Music Jokes

Rapper

What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?

Young Boy Never Walk again.

Emo

What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?

1. They both want to die.

2. They both cut to die faster.

3. They both listen to emo songs.

4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."

Chess

Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?

He can't choose between black or white.

Kid

What happens to emo kids when they go up?

They never come down.

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!

Band

Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?

A. System of a Down's syndrome.

Baby Shark

"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."

Emo

What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?

Tailighmo.

Emo

What do emos and the Lorax have in common?

They both hang with trees.

Cadillac

Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.

-Tommyinnit