Music jokes
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
Olivia Rodrigo
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
Who dislikes my freestyle?
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
"Never gonna give you up."
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.