Music jokes

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A trombone.

What’s black and rings the doorbell?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!

He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."

Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.

One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.

Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.

I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a "fret."

I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.

I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."

In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."

What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."

Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.

Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?

A. Because he has excellent string theory.

Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”

Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!

What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!

I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.

What's the difference between depression and a girl?

XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.

What is Beethoven doing right now?

Nothing, because he is dead.