Music jokes
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.