Music jokes
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.